MORE BUBBLES. LESS BS.

Soap that does more than lather.
Every bar helps unf*ck the planet.

BIG NOTES OF MINT. UNDERTONES OF MARKET DENIAL. COOL ENOUGH TO CALM INVESTORS, FRESH ENOUGH TO MASK AN ECOSYSTEM MELTDOWN. SOFT ON SKIN AND SMOOTH AS A FORTUNE 500 CEO IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

Bar Soap

MEMORIES OF CLEAN AIR

Lavender

$12.00

INSPIRED BY AIR. BACK WHEN YOU COULD TRUST IT. WITH LAVENDER AND WILDFLOWER NOTES GENTLE ENOUGH FOR A HEPA FILTER TO MISS. FEELS LIKE A SPRING BREEZE, SO CLEAN YOU'LL THINK THE EPA STILL HAD FUNDING.

BEACHY. BREEZY. BARELY ABOVE SEA LEVEL. LEMONGRASS AND SUN-FED CITRUS HIT LIKE A LONG WEEKEND IN MALIBU. BEFORE IT'S ALL UNDER WATER. SMELLS LIKE COASTAL LUXURY… THE UNINSURABLE KIND.

TREE-HUGGER APPROVED. FIRE MARSHAL CONCERNED. CEDAR AND SAGE SWIRL INTO A CRISP CLEANSE. PERFECT AFTER THE SKY TURNS ORANGE, WITH JUST ENOUGH 'WE'LL REPLANT SOMEDAY' TO SOOTHE YOUR CONSCIENCE AND YOUR SKIN.

CLIMATE ANXIETY TESTED

DOOM RESISTANT

APATHY FREE

CERTIFIED ORGANIC

NO LIES.
JUST LYE.

Made with natural oils and botanicals, certified organic by Oregon Tilth.

HAND-POURED, MADE-SLOW

COLD-PRESSED FOR
A HOTTER WORLD.

Handmade, cold processed, for a harder, longer-lasting, better quality bar.

GARDEN-GROWN, IN OREGON

MADE HERE. NOT
FLOWN HERE.

Not mass-manufactured “somewhere else,” US-made in small batches.

LATHERS BIG, RINSES CLEAN

SOFT ON SKIN. TOUGH
ON THE STATUS QUO.

Rich, natural foam built to soothe your skin, with a crisp, herbaceous slap.

STARTER BUNDLES

YOUR BATHING ROUTINE IS
NO LONGER ROUTINE.

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RANT. RINSE. REPEAT.

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