GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed

GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed

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GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed
GREENWASH© Bar Soap 4-Pack – Mixed

4-PACK BUNDLE

Mixed

3.75OZ / 106G BAR SOAP
4-PACK. BUNDLE AND SAVE.

Our most popular, most performative bundle. Includes one of each: Boardroom Breeze (Mint), Memories of Clean Air (Lavender), The Last Forest (Cedar & Sage), Coastal Collapse (Lemongrass).  Climate anxiety tested. Doom resistant. Apathy free.
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BOARDROOM BREEZE

BIG NOTES OF MINT. UNDERTONES OF MARKET DENIAL. COOL ENOUGH TO CALM INVESTORS, FRESH ENOUGH TO MASK AN ECOSYSTEM MELTDOWN. SOFT ON SKIN AND SMOOTH AS A FORTUNE 500 CEO IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

MEMORIES OF CLEAN AIR

INSPIRED BY AIR. BACK WHEN YOU COULD TRUST IT. WITH LAVENDER AND WILDFLOWER NOTES GENTLE ENOUGH FOR A HEPA FILTER TO MISS. FEELS LIKE A SPRING BREEZE, SO CLEAN YOU'LL THINK THE EPA STILL HAD FUNDING.

COASTAL COLLAPSE

BEACHY. BREEZY. BARELY ABOVE SEA LEVEL. LEMONGRASS AND SUN-FED CITRUS HIT LIKE A LONG WEEKEND IN MALIBU. BEFORE IT'S ALL UNDER WATER. SMELLS LIKE COASTAL LUXURY... THE UNINSURABLE KIND.

THE LAST FOREST

TREE-HUGGER APPROVED. FIRE MARSHAL CONCERNED. CEDAR AND SAGE SWIRL INTO A CRISP CLEANSE. PERFECT AFTER THE SKY TURNS ORANGE, WITH JUST ENOUGH 'WE'LL REPLANT SOMEDAY' TO SOOTHE YOUR CONSCIENCE AND YOUR SKIN.
Ingredients

Mint Bar: Organic elaeis guineensis (palm) oil, organic cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, organic olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, sodium hydroxide*, organic oatmeal, organic bran, essential oils, chlorella powder. *None remains in finished product. Made in Portland, OR. Certified organic by Oregon Tilth.

Lavender Bar: Organic elaeis guineensis (palm) oil, organic cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, organic olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, sodium hydroxide*, essential oils, organic comfrey root. *None remains in finished product. Made in Portland, OR. Certified organic by Oregon Tilth.

Lemongrass Bar: Organic elaeis guineensis (palm) oil, organic olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, sodium hydroxide*, organic oatmeal, organic bran, organic dried lemongrass, essential oils. *None remains in finished product. Made in Portland, OR. Certified organic by Oregon Tilth.

Cedar & Sage Bar: Organic elaeis guineensis (palm) oil, organic cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, organic olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, sodium hydroxide*, organic bran, organic oatmeal, essential oils, chlorella. *None remains in finished product. Made in Portland, OR. Certified organic by Oregon Tilth.

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