GREENWASH© Bar Soap 2-Pack – Mint + Lavender

GREENWASH© Bar Soap 2-Pack – Mint + Lavender

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GREENWASH© Bar Soap 2-Pack – Mint + Lavender
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 2-Pack – Mint + Lavender
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 2-Pack – Mint + Lavender
  • GREENWASH© Bar Soap 2-Pack – Mint + Lavender
GREENWASH© Bar Soap 2-Pack – Mint + Lavender

2-PACK BUNDLE

Mint / Lavender

3.75OZ / 106G BAR SOAP
2-PACK. BUNDLE AND SAVE.

Starter guilt pack. Includes two bars: Boardroom Breeze (Mint), Memories of Clean Air (Lavender). Climate anxiety tested. Doom resistant. Apathy free.
$22.00 $24.00
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BOARDROOM BREEZE

BIG NOTES OF MINT. UNDERTONES OF MARKET DENIAL. COOL ENOUGH TO CALM INVESTORS, FRESH ENOUGH TO MASK AN ECOSYSTEM MELTDOWN. SOFT ON SKIN AND SMOOTH AS A FORTUNE 500 CEO IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

MEMORIES OF CLEAN AIR

INSPIRED BY AIR. BACK WHEN YOU COULD TRUST IT. WITH LAVENDER AND WILDFLOWER NOTES GENTLE ENOUGH FOR A HEPA FILTER TO MISS. FEELS LIKE A SPRING BREEZE, SO CLEAN YOU'LL THINK THE EPA STILL HAD FUNDING.
Ingredients

Mint Bar: Organic elaeis guineensis (palm) oil, organic cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, organic olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, sodium hydroxide*, organic oatmeal, organic bran, essential oils, chlorella powder. *None remains in finished product. Made in Portland, OR. Certified organic by Oregon Tilth.

Lavender Bar: Organic elaeis guineensis (palm) oil, organic cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, organic olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, sodium hydroxide*, essential oils, organic comfrey root. *None remains in finished product. Made in Portland, OR. Certified organic by Oregon Tilth.

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